CRANKER (bunny133) wrote,
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Pick Up Lines!

I'd like to kiss you passionately on your lips then move up to your belly button!

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon!

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.

I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours!

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, f*ck it.

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Wanna make a porno ... we don't have to tape it!

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good!

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled.

Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass!

Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a donut!
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